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14 March 2011 @ 04:02 pm
A Despicable Christmas ~ Despicable Me  

Title: A Despicable Christmas
Author: [info]janna_hawkins 
Summary: "Edith, I really don't think Kevin vants to be on our Christmas tree."
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Despicable Me except for the DVD
Characters: Gru, Agnes, Edith, Margo
Author Notes: Day 10...Despicable Me. Writing this one was so fun...especially the Minionspeak! Hope you enjoy!



"So, gurls, are you ready to decorate ze evil Christmas tree?"

"An 'evil' Christmas tree?"

"Of course, Agnes. I am a super villain. Vat other kind of tree vere you expecting?"

"I was hoping for one with lots of pretty pink unicorns on it."

"Vell," Gru said slowly, "if you like you can have your own leetle tree with all the unicorns you vant."

"Can I also put a pink unicorn on the evil tree?"

"I suppose so. What about you other gurls? Ready to decorate?"

"Yeah, Dad! Can we put Kevin on the top of the tree?"

"Whaaaat?!" the yellow worker exclaimed, dropping the string of lights he was wrapping around the tree.

"No, Edith, you may not use any of ze Minions as a tree topper."

"Aw, Dad, come on! We can put him in an angel dress and a halo too!"

"Give it up, Edith," Margo said from where she sat on the couch watching television. "I'm sure Dad has another idea for the tree topper, right Dad?"

"Vell, actually..."


"Na na na!"

"Edith, I really don't think Kevin vants to be on our Christmas tree."


"I do have something else you might like to use as a tree topper."


"How about...a bomb?"